0mg?! You gotta be sheeting me Doc!
π︎ 5k
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jan 26 2021
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
π︎ 246
π
︎ Nov 24 2020
gotta love reddit
π︎ 16
π
︎ Dec 15 2020
Wow, I canβt believe I didnβt know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
π︎ 86
π
︎ Nov 01 2020
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 03 2020
Gotta be a lawyer pursuing rap
Call myself the bar inspector
π︎ 2
π
︎ Dec 13 2020
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
π︎ 9
π
︎ Nov 17 2020
gotta look on fleek on the cross
π︎ 67
π
︎ Sep 16 2020
Gotta love 'em!
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Feb 28 2020
If you can't tritium, you just gotta barium
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Jan 26 2020
My wife: I gotta run to the grocery store after work
Me: wouldnβt it be easier to drive?
My wife: ....it was funny the first 100 times.
π︎ 45
π
︎ Aug 21 2020
You really gotta hand it to short people...
...they usually can't reach it anyways.
π︎ 63
π
︎ Jul 22 2020
Man, I gotta say... I really love my furniture
Me and my recliner go way back
π︎ 55
π
︎ Aug 27 2020
Gotta get me one of those...
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Dec 30 2019
If you can't tritium, you just gotta barium
π︎ 92
π
︎ Feb 25 2020
Gotta start early if I wanna be a pro dad someday
Sometimes I fumble when switching between chords on a guitar, but itβs just A Minor inconvenience.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jul 29 2020
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you donβt need...
π︎ 11
π
︎ May 27 2020
You gotta be careful around warehouses.
Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 14 2020
When you gotta make Music at 8 but wash Money at 10
π︎ 6
π
︎ May 19 2020
Gotta love beards
π︎ 272
π
︎ Nov 14 2019
Iβve been rating everyoneβs bathroom on a scale from one to ten. Iβve gotta say...
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jun 01 2020
Gotta admit, this one got me.
π︎ 140
π
︎ Nov 09 2019
Our couch pulls out and I gotta say itβs really nice
The last thing I need is a bunch of baby couches running around the place
π︎ 181
π
︎ Dec 30 2019
Gotta check the pokedex for that one damn.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Feb 27 2019
Gotta sea this.
π︎ 317
π
︎ Apr 10 2019
Euth gotta be kidding me
π︎ 8
π
︎ Feb 22 2020
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
π︎ 18
π
︎ Jan 27 2020
Hey! I gotta show you this joke on r/dadjokes!
*son looks at post*
Nah, I might have already Reddit
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 28 2020
Gotta catch amal!
π︎ 75
π
︎ Jul 24 2019
Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs
π︎ 30
π
︎ Nov 30 2019
Gotta know a couple different show references to get this one.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jan 02 2020
I've gotta say.... Not a huge fan.
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Feb 11 2018
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
(Thatβs it. Thatβs the joke)
π︎ 46
π
︎ Oct 05 2019
Gotta switch it up sometimes.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Mar 16 2018
Gotta get that bread
π︎ 63
π
︎ Sep 12 2019
Gotta hand it to ya, ya'll.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Mar 09 2018
Gotta love the local newspaper
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Oct 19 2017
Saw this on r/askreddit, I knew I gotta share...
π︎ 19
π
︎ Sep 07 2019
You gotta caes-ar the moment
π︎ 50
π
︎ Feb 08 2019
You gotta help me!
π︎ 259
π
︎ Jun 03 2018
A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
π︎ 3
π
︎ Sep 04 2020
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
π︎ 75
π
︎ Mar 09 2020
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people.....
Because they usually canβt reach it anyways.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Feb 17 2020
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people,
Because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
π︎ 517
π
︎ Oct 01 2019
You gotta hand it to short people
because we can't reach it on our own.
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Dec 22 2017
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