Gotta be safe!
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︎ May 18 2021
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Apr 16 2021
βIf you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friendsβ.
Catchy song. Dreadful relationship advice.
π︎ 4
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︎ Apr 19 2021
0mg?! You gotta be sheeting me Doc!
π︎ 5k
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Gotta work at it
π︎ 115
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Sometimes you just gotta do it.
Friend: What's with all the self discipline and religious tendencies?
Me: For the ascetic
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︎ Mar 26 2021
You gotta hand it to dwarves...
...because, sometimes they can't reach.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
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︎ Apr 07 2021
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
π︎ 251
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Wow, I canβt believe I didnβt know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
π︎ 86
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︎ Nov 01 2020
gotta love reddit
π︎ 15
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Gotta love 'em!
π︎ 4k
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︎ Feb 28 2020
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
π︎ 7
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︎ Dec 03 2020
If you can't tritium, you just gotta barium
π︎ 4k
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︎ Jan 26 2020
gotta look on fleek on the cross
π︎ 68
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Gotta be a lawyer pursuing rap
Call myself the bar inspector
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Gotta get me one of those...
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︎ Dec 30 2019
My wife: I gotta run to the grocery store after work
Me: wouldnβt it be easier to drive?
My wife: ....it was funny the first 100 times.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
You really gotta hand it to short people...
...they usually can't reach it anyways.
π︎ 58
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I was watching some Gordan Ramsay edits and I gotta say
π︎ 2
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Man, I gotta say... I really love my furniture
Me and my recliner go way back
π︎ 57
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︎ Aug 27 2020
If you can't tritium, you just gotta barium
π︎ 93
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Gotta love beards
π︎ 269
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Gotta admit, this one got me.
π︎ 138
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Gotta check the pokedex for that one damn.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you donβt need...
π︎ 14
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︎ May 27 2020
Gotta sea this.
π︎ 317
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︎ Apr 10 2019
When you gotta make Music at 8 but wash Money at 10
π︎ 7
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︎ May 19 2020
Gotta start early if I wanna be a pro dad someday
Sometimes I fumble when switching between chords on a guitar, but itβs just A Minor inconvenience.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Our couch pulls out and I gotta say itβs really nice
The last thing I need is a bunch of baby couches running around the place
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Iβve been rating everyoneβs bathroom on a scale from one to ten. Iβve gotta say...
π︎ 9
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︎ Jun 01 2020
You gotta be careful around warehouses.
Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.
π︎ 5
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Gotta catch amal!
π︎ 74
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Euth gotta be kidding me
π︎ 12
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︎ Feb 22 2020
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I've gotta say.... Not a huge fan.
π︎ 3k
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︎ Feb 11 2018
Gotta switch it up sometimes.
π︎ 2k
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︎ Mar 16 2018
Gotta hand it to ya, ya'll.
π︎ 2k
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︎ Mar 09 2018
Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs
π︎ 29
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Hey! I gotta show you this joke on r/dadjokes!
*son looks at post*
Nah, I might have already Reddit
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Gotta love the local newspaper
π︎ 2k
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︎ Oct 19 2017
Gotta get that bread
π︎ 61
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Gotta know a couple different show references to get this one.
π︎ 3
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︎ Jan 02 2020
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Mar 09 2020
A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people,
Because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
π︎ 515
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people.....
Because they usually canβt reach it anyways.
π︎ 10
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︎ Feb 17 2020
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