What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
Did you know that before crowbars were invented...
Crows mostly drank alone.
Why did the dad tell the joke?
Did you see how excited everyone was for the newest Lego set?
People lined up for blocks.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side removed?
The doctor said he is alright. The nurses say there is nothing left in him.
Why did the man rob the train?
I'm not sure, but I bet he had a loco motive.
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
Where did Noah keep his bees?
what did the farmer say to the cow at night ?
Did you hear about the polygamist cat?
Did you hear they’re making a movie about the guy who invented the tampon?
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
They won the Nobel prize.
What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Me: Wait, what? Really?
Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.
Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve.
What did the military-grade laxative say when he entered the bowels?
“I’ve come to relieve you of your duty”
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for his birthday?
Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?
Because he hated capitalism
My granddaugter today (she's 8) How did the man breath underwater for so long without help?
He put a glass of water on his head!
It's the first time I have been able to see and hug her in over a year, and she made me so proud!
*Edit: So many typos in my title.
What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?
Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
Why did the Caveman get dressed up?
I found a lamp that said that if I rubbed it, a genie would come out and grant me three wishes, but when I did it nothing happened
I must have rubbed him the wrong way
How did I feel after I hired a bad electrician
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
What did the baby lightbulb say to the mama lightbulb?
I love you watts and watts
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Did You Hear About the Crosseyed Teacher?
She couldn’t control her pupils
Why did the nurse carry a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired?
He couldn't control his pupils.
What did the cannibal wife give her cannibal husband when he arrived home late?
What did the Imperial System say to the Metric System?
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
Why did the peanut go to the police?
Why did I stop and take a shot of vodka when I was running late to work?
That's what I do when I'm Russian
Did you hear that Godzilla had Diarrhea?
It was all over the town.
Why did the happy-go-lucky man quit his job at the Pepsi can crushing factory?
Because it was soda pressing. 😬
Did you hear about my ex-girlfriend who spent all her time at the zoo?
We broke up because it turned out she was a cheetah
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
Did you know that Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?
Did you know the Mortal Kombat theme song actually comes from a Scandinavian church song?
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