What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimvandashian
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?

Napoleon Blown Apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he wanted space

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaa_virus
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Did you know that before crowbars were invented...

Crows mostly drank alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsinthebaler
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Why did the dad tell the joke?

To get to the other sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
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Did you see how excited everyone was for the newest Lego set?

People lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-Beefcake
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who had his left side removed?

The doctor said he is alright. The nurses say there is nothing left in him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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Why did the man rob the train?

I'm not sure, but I bet he had a loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_lightbulb
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As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...

"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
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what did the farmer say to the cow at night ?

its pasture bed time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdyAsian12
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Did you hear about the polygamist cat?

He had nine wives!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
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Did you hear they’re making a movie about the guy who invented the tampon?

It’s a period piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berjiwhir
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

They won the Nobel prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oeco123
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What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective?

No shit Sherlock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_mash_king
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What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?

I’m a cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handsomeransom122
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Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?

She wanted the task manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSARL
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Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

you only get one shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ways_and_means
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My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?

Me: Wait, what? Really?

Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.

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Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfricanWarrior96
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What did the military-grade laxative say when he entered the bowels?

β€œI’ve come to relieve you of your duty”

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Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?

Because he hated capitalism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
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My granddaugter today (she's 8) How did the man breath underwater for so long without help?

He put a glass of water on his head!

It's the first time I have been able to see and hug her in over a year, and she made me so proud!

*Edit: So many typos in my title.

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What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?

This is the last straw.

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Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
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Why did the Caveman get dressed up?

To go clubbing.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I found a lamp that said that if I rubbed it, a genie would come out and grant me three wishes, but when I did it nothing happened

I must have rubbed him the wrong way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristidablu
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How did I feel after I hired a bad electrician

Shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopseanie
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What did the baby lightbulb say to the mama lightbulb?

I love you watts and watts

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Ayem eighty!

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Did You Hear About the Crosseyed Teacher?

She couldn’t control her pupils

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Why did the nurse carry a red pen?

In case she needed to draw blood.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired?

He couldn't control his pupils.

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What did the cannibal wife give her cannibal husband when he arrived home late?

The cold shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonewolff7798
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What did the Imperial System say to the Metric System?

Get out of my yard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Did you hear about the ghost shark?

It vanished into fin air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
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Why did the peanut go to the police?

Because he was a salted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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Why did I stop and take a shot of vodka when I was running late to work?

That's what I do when I'm Russian

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Did you hear that Godzilla had Diarrhea?

It was all over the town.

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Why did the happy-go-lucky man quit his job at the Pepsi can crushing factory?

Because it was soda pressing. 😬

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Did you hear about my ex-girlfriend who spent all her time at the zoo?

We broke up because it turned out she was a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same

Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrenter_11
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timetokill87
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Did you know that Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BV203
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Did you know the Mortal Kombat theme song actually comes from a Scandinavian church song?

It's a Finnish Hymn.

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