What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective?
What did the 0 say to the 8?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did the stressed out carpenter say about his broken saw?
What did the windmill say to the tornado?
"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"
What did one eye say to the other?
"Between you and me, something smells."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the dog say to the dogwood tree?
Nice bark!
From my 7yo this morning.
What did the whale say to the sword fish?
You're looking sharp today!
What did the homophobic father say to the deliverer of his child?
“Give it to me straight, doc.”
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
What did the sushi said to the bee?
What did the walnut say to the hazelnut when playing tag?
You better run or I’m going to cashew!
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
What did the socks say to the pants?
What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)
What did the greek cheese say after being rid of its mold?
What did the religious donkey say to his sick friend?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?
What did one butt cheek say to the other one?
"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"
What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine...
What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?
It’s a take I’m willing to risk.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing his own incision?
What did the pirate call his girlfriend at the dock?
What did one wall say to the other?
What did the spoon say to the other spoon?
Nothing, objects can't talk
What did the oyster cleaner say when his colleagues threw him a party?
What did Snoop Dawg say when he tried the soup in Saigan?
What did God say after performing the immaculate conception?
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
What did the ram say to his wife?
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
What did the judge say when she went to the dentist?
Do you swear to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
What did the green light say to the red light?
What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?
What did the bear say to her date?
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
What did the scale say to the person?
What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
What did the right lung say to the left lung?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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