What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective?
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What did the stressed out carpenter say about his broken saw?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did the windmill say to the tornado?
"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did one eye say to the other?
"Between you and me, something smells."
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What did the dog say to the dogwood tree?
Nice bark!
From my 7yo this morning.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What did the whale say to the sword fish?
You're looking sharp today!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What did the homophobic father say to the deliverer of his child?
โGive it to me straight, doc.โ
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What did the sushi said to the bee?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What did the walnut say to the hazelnut when playing tag?
You better run or Iโm going to cashew!
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What did the socks say to the pants?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What did the greek cheese say after being rid of its mold?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What did the religious donkey say to his sick friend?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What did one butt cheek say to the other one?
"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine...
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?
Itโs a take Iโm willing to risk.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing his own incision?
Suture self ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What did the pirate call his girlfriend at the dock?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What did one wall say to the other?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What did the spoon say to the other spoon?
Nothing, objects can't talk
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What did the oyster cleaner say when his colleagues threw him a party?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What did Snoop Dawg say when he tried the soup in Saigan?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What did God say after performing the immaculate conception?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What did the shoes say to the pants?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What did the ram say to his wife?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did the judge say when she went to the dentist?
Do you swear to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the green light say to the red light?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What did the bear say to her date?
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What did the scale say to the person?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What did the right lung say to the left lung?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
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