How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
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What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
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Who is the cleverest Disney character?
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I wish Disney+ had decided to make Grogu the younger sibling of Yoda.
Then he could be named Broda.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I think my brakes were made by Disney...
Because they whistle while they work.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?
Mozzarella, she's italian
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.
They're calling it the Uncut Edition.
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I own disney
DisKnee, disLeg, disToe, disThigh and disAnkle
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What Disney princess loves dad jokes?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Disney hurts
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...
Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.
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In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chefβs squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguiniβs voice of season
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My Wife and I were watching Disney+ and it started to lag.
My Wife: Is it frozen?
Me: No, itβs Wreck It Ralph.
Sheβs 19 weeks pregnant, I can feel the dad joke wit rising!
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who is a Disney character and loves puns?
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Why did Disney make frozen 2?
Because they couldn't let it go
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My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie βupβ
It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, βJust take your Up, vote and go.β
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What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
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Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a fish thatβs now a Disney Princess?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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Disneyβs pin-Nokia-oh
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it?
Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
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Disney is a monster.
It took this kidney but left the kid.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
A family drove to Disney Land, but they turned back and drove away
Because they saw the sign, "Disney Land left"
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Whatβs the difference between a scotch man and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disneyβ
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
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I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.
There's too much sax and violins.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Disney good?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
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Disney princess
Which Disney princess liked puns the most?
Probably RaPUNzel.
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show βJessieβ died the day after Friday
So Saturdayβs really are for the Boyce
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The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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Disney Dad Jokes
I was on my honeymoon last week, and my wife was getting Snow White's signature.
Snow White: Did you get her ring from Grumpy or Sleepy?
Me: Grumpy. I traded him a case of beer for it.
Snow White: Oh, Grumpy can't have that stuff. He's a miner.
Where are the Disney dad jokes?
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Whatβs the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.
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What's the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt
Disney.
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Whatβs the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney!
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