My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making Shrek puns
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
In what month was Shrek born?
Oct-ogre
(Credit to my 4-y old!)
What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?
How does Shrek like his eggs?
Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.
Why couldn’t Shrek leave his swamp?
Because he was under marshal law
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's...
Shrek and Fiona were just living mediogre lives
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
Did you know that Shrek is a furry?
Yea, he’s got fur all ogre him
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking
What is Shrek's favourite exercise?
What is Shrek's favourite food?
If shrek had a deathcore band, what would that band be named?
What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?
Shrek is trying to take his time
What's so good about Shrek?
It's just a mediogre movie.
Honestly, I found the Shrek musical mediogre at best.
I ate Shrek for dinner last night. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t terrible either...
I guess you could say it was meaty ogre
What should Shrek wear when he gets too smelly?
I saw tons of epic memers talking about how Shrek 5 will be grossing more than Endgame.
I can agree, how Shrek acts in the movies is really gross.
you know, the movie shrek was pretty mediogre
Shrek has seen better days
I was wondering if Shrek would taste any good
Then I realized he’d probably be meaty ogre
Everyone loves my Shrek costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre achiever.
Shrek movies are a lot to take in
They are very ogre whelming .
What shrek keep telling himself to make it through his day at work
What did German Shrek say when he was saved from the clutches of the dragon?
My son's been begging me to finally watch Shrek with him, so last weekend, I finally caved in...
After it was over, he asked me what I thought.
I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."
What do you call it when Shrek works more than 40 hours a week?
Has anyone ever read the Gospel of Shrek?
Just open the Bible to Psalm-
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
They should've named the Donkey character in Shrek after Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character
Then he could have been Donkey Ho-Tay!
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