My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making Shrek puns

So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSpicyBunghole
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My wife said she’d leave me if I kept quoting Shrek and I didn’t believe her

But then I saw her face

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My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."

"... BODY once told me..."

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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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In what month was Shrek born?

Oct-ogre

(Credit to my 4-y old!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowblowjoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?

...an ogrecoat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqappleby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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How does Shrek like his eggs?

Ogre easy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why couldn’t Shrek leave his swamp?

Because he was under marshal law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxDragonSkyxX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.

Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_System_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's...

Meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grumpkin_eater
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Shrek and Fiona were just living mediogre lives
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noneofyourearwax
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?

An Ogre dose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My girlfriend asked me to stop singing the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking

but then I saw her face

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you know that Shrek is a furry?

Yea, he’s got fur all ogre him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeNoolands
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What is Shrek's favourite exercise?

Yogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladturapov
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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All hail shrek
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memeoverlord73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is Shrek's favourite food?

Y-ogre-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladturapov
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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If shrek had a deathcore band, what would that band be named?

sLAYEEEERRRSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalbajobas123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What's so good about Shrek?

It's just a mediogre movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?

Donkey Ho-tay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Shrek is trying to take his time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phil_Mccan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Honestly, I found the Shrek musical mediogre at best.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I ate Shrek for dinner last night. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t terrible either...

I guess you could say it was meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Shrek has seen better days
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What should Shrek wear when he gets too smelly?

Deogreant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unibirb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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you know, the movie shrek was pretty mediogre
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bm_eez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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If shrek was bi

Would he be bi-shrek-ual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bomberman324
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I was wondering if Shrek would taste any good

Then I realized he’d probably be meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Shrek movies are a lot to take in

They are very ogre whelming .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedHood000
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What shrek keep telling himself to make it through his day at work

It'll all be ogre soon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyjaymes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Has anyone seen Shrek?

It's Ogre-rated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruzmissilefilms
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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What did German Shrek say when he was saved from the clutches of the dragon?

Danke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedhusquad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My son's been begging me to finally watch Shrek with him, so last weekend, I finally caved in...

After it was over, he asked me what I thought.

I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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What do you call it when Shrek works more than 40 hours a week?

Ogretime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leejoness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Has anyone ever read the Gospel of Shrek?

Just open the Bible to Psalm-

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Shrek isn't great.

He's mediogre.

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Shrek 2 was mediogre
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thoethiccus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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They should've named the Donkey character in Shrek after Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character

Then he could have been Donkey Ho-Tay!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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