My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making Shrek puns
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My wife said sheβd leave me if I kept quoting Shrek and I didnβt believe her
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︎ May 19 2021
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
In what month was Shrek born?
Oct-ogre
(Credit to my 4-y old!)
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
How does Shrek like his eggs?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why couldnβt Shrek leave his swamp?
Because he was under marshal law
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Shrek and Fiona were just living mediogre lives
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Did you know that Shrek is a furry?
Yea, heβs got fur all ogre him
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What is Shrek's favourite exercise?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
All hail shrek
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What is Shrek's favourite food?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
If shrek had a deathcore band, what would that band be named?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What's so good about Shrek?
It's just a mediogre movie.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Shrek is trying to take his time
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Honestly, I found the Shrek musical mediogre at best.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I ate Shrek for dinner last night. It wasnβt great, but it wasnβt terrible either...
I guess you could say it was meaty ogre
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Shrek has seen better days
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What should Shrek wear when he gets too smelly?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
you know, the movie shrek was pretty mediogre
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︎ Feb 25 2019
If shrek was bi
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︎ Jul 17 2018
I was wondering if Shrek would taste any good
Then I realized heβd probably be meaty ogre
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Shrek movies are a lot to take in
They are very ogre whelming .
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︎ May 23 2018
What shrek keep telling himself to make it through his day at work
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︎ Sep 18 2018
Has anyone seen Shrek?
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︎ Nov 15 2018
What did German Shrek say when he was saved from the clutches of the dragon?
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︎ Aug 20 2018
My son's been begging me to finally watch Shrek with him, so last weekend, I finally caved in...
After it was over, he asked me what I thought.
I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."
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︎ Nov 20 2017
What do you call it when Shrek works more than 40 hours a week?
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︎ Apr 26 2017
Has anyone ever read the Gospel of Shrek?
Just open the Bible to Psalm-
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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︎ Sep 03 2015
Shrek isn't great.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Shrek 2 was mediogre
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︎ Feb 04 2019
They should've named the Donkey character in Shrek after Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat character
Then he could have been Donkey Ho-Tay!
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︎ Oct 12 2016
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