Co-vid woulda been a better name
Thx for the awards, kind strangers!
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
They're against violins (violence)
There's an increase in enslaved 1's and 0's
thanks to u/Dietcokeisgod for helping
Everyone, I want to ask this girl to homecoming and I want to ask using a dad joke because she loves dad jokes. Please comment any ideas you have. Thx
It was pretty ice
Edit: Arctic not artic ( thx random citizen)
For as long I can think of, anytime I would take my family out for supper at a restaurant, when our server would bring us the check I would in my best calm and collected demeanor advise our server "Oh table #?? said they were picking this up for us tonight", to which most servers just give a ya right smile or a simple haha nice try sir.
Well on this most recent adventure I see the check coming and get all primed and plot it all out. The server politely slides the check to me, I so graciously put my hand on it and slide it back with my recited lines delivered so perfectly "Oh yes I should have told you sooner that table 16 has offered to pick up the check tonight". Well our server burst out laughing, which to us was a surprise as its not as hilarious as she is now making it. Well when she finally stops laughing enough to talk, she so wonderfully delivers the message, "thats good to know sir - cause your sitting at table 16!"
Jokes on me! But it made for a great night of laugh at dad.
Edit - "demeanor" - where the frick was auto correct on that one. thx Enders!
It's because the people who make the movie are so nice:
In the beginning, they always say "THX"!
