A list of puns related to "Mickey Mouse"
But the judge tells him...
" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."
Mickey says..
" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"
Disney hurts!!
He was charged with being Goofy
A Minnie van.
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”
This knee.
The judge asked, "So you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"
Mickey went, "I think what you heard me say was that she's fucking Goofy!"
Disneyland
He wanted to find Pluto.
Dad: What duck walks on two legs?
Me: Donald Duck!!
Dad: All of them, you moron
Me: shit
When I came home, I told her where I have been to, she was very excited.
Mickey is given a ladder Mickey: This will surely give me a step up! She didn't laugh. I did.
To make Donald Duck.
Ministop
“I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”
A Minnie Van
A Minnie van!
He found out she was fucking Goofy.
Disneyland
The judge said, "I can't approve the divorce just because you think your wife is crazy."
Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking goofy."
Edit: autocowrecks
Disneyland
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