who is Mickey Mouse’s bully?

Meanie Mouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
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Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie !

But the judge tells him...

" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."

Mickey says..

" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"

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What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?

Disney hurts!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirenofInsomnia
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Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft

He was charged with being Goofy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
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What kind of auto does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
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What's Mickey Mouse's Wi-Fi password?

Disneylan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinkyrocket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming β€œMickey Mouse”!

When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked β€œWhy did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said β€œI was trying to say Donald Duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GPyleFan11
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Where on your body is Mickey Mouse closest to?

This knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neloc1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Mickey Mouse is in a divorce court.

The judge asked, "So you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"

Mickey went, "I think what you heard me say was that she's fucking Goofy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter?

Disneyland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arroword-Warrior
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

He wanted to find Pluto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger_Waves
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Dad: What mouse walks on two legs? Me: uhh..Mickey Mouse

Dad: What duck walks on two legs?

Me: Donald Duck!!

Dad: All of them, you moron

Me: shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xjakexlol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My daughter loves Mickey Mouse, so that's why I had to go to Disneyland.

When I came home, I told her where I have been to, she was very excited.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dj_techguy
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My daughter was watching Mickey Mouse when Mickey had this great jokes

Mickey is given a ladder Mickey: This will surely give me a step up! She didn't laugh. I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono4111
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Why did Mickey Mouse need a club?

To make Donald Duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ademnus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?

Ministop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingExpertise
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Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said β€œyou can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:

β€œI didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0olzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A Minnie Van

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van!

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Mickey had to break up with Minnie Mouse

He found out she was fucking Goofy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdmontgo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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(In Scottish Accent) What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter...

Disneyland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keano1205
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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So Mickey Mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie..

The judge said, "I can't approve the divorce just because you think your wife is crazy."

Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking goofy."

Edit: autocowrecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMcnasty87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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Did you hear about Mickey Mouse's helicopter?

Disneyland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodogsaloud
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A Minnie-van!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canes24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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