Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My son asked me βWhat music did you listen to when you were young?β I said, βPete Townshendβ.
My son: Who?
Me: Exactly.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My friend Pete had a buddy who copied everything he did.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Pete, Pete, and Repeat walk into a bar
Pete takes a few too many shots and gets sent home in a cab, Pete gets into a fight and taken to the drunk tank for the night.. who's left?
Repeat.
... Pete, Pete and repeat walk into a bar...
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My wife just gave birth to a set of identical twins. She named the first one Pete.
I named the second one Repeat.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
If Pete Buttigieg wins the election, he'll be the first person to move from the judicial branch to the executive.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Did you hear Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are releasing an album of Springsteen covers?
Itβs called The Whoβs The Boss
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︎ Nov 06 2019
If I ever have twins I will name one Pete
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Pete and RePete were in a boat, and Pete jumped out. Who was leftβ¦
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︎ Apr 18 2019
A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?
Repeat
I said: "A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?"
Repeat
"Are your ears broken?"
Continued with added frustration and humor each time.
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︎ Jun 25 2018
I asked my girlfriend what her opinion was on Pete Townshend's guitar playing skills.
She replied "Literally who?"
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I switched to Starbucks after only going to Peteβs for years...
I needed a change of beanery.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
What did Dad say about Pete Townshend's schnoz?
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︎ May 23 2017
Meet Pete. Pete's a nice guy. But if your birthday isn't happy, Pete will cry.
So have a happy birthday, for Pete's sake.
Birthday card from my dad.
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︎ Oct 28 2015
Comedian Pete Holmes talks about being a "fun dad"
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︎ Jul 30 2013
Pete and Re-pete (not sure if repost)
Pete and Re-pete climbed up a hill. When Pete fell down, who was left?
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︎ Sep 18 2013
Petes
I'm riding in the car to go out to eat and my dad says....
Let's go to Pete's and get a beer and burger.
Sometimes I go there twice and call it repetes
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︎ Jul 09 2014
Pete and Repete sat in a boat. Pete fell out. Who's left?
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︎ May 25 2020
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Etc.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Repeat? Ok. Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete falls out, whoβs left.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Pete and Repeat sat on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
2 guys are sitting on a fence, Pete and Repete. Pete falls off the fence, who is left sitting on the fence?
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︎ Jan 16 2016
Pete and Repeat went out on a boat. Pete fell out, whoβs left?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Pete and Re-Pete are on a boat. Pete falls off. Whoβs left in the boat?
Pete and Re-Pete are on a boat. Pete falls off. Whoβs left in the boat?
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︎ Jan 28 2018
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence.
Pete fell off, who was left sitting on the fence?
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︎ Nov 12 2016
Pete and Repeat
Pete and Repeat ere sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left?
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︎ Mar 28 2017
Pete and Repete went down to the river..
Pete fell in, so who was left?
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︎ May 01 2015
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