A list of puns related to "Pete"
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
Repeat
My son: Who?
Me: Exactly.
Repete.
Pete takes a few too many shots and gets sent home in a cab, Pete gets into a fight and taken to the drunk tank for the night.. who's left?
Repeat.
... Pete, Pete and repeat walk into a bar...
I named the second one Repeat.
It’s called The Who’s The Boss
And the other Repete
Because Pete’s a pan.
Repeat
I said: "A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?"
Repeat
"Are your ears broken?"
Continued with added frustration and humor each time.
In fact, he was downright pissed 24/7. He would storm around town kicking things in his path, yelling at people who got in his way, and mumble hateful things to himself. Whenever he would walk by, people would say to eachother "whelp, there goes Pissed-ol' Pete doing his thing again."
She replied "Literally who?"
I needed a change of beanery.
Who nose.
So have a happy birthday, for Pete's sake.
Birthday card from my dad.
Pete and Re-pete climbed up a hill. When Pete fell down, who was left?
I'm riding in the car to go out to eat and my dad says....
Let's go to Pete's and get a beer and burger.
Sometimes I go there twice and call it repetes
Repeat
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Etc.
Repeat? Ok. Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Repete
Pete and Re-Pete are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who’s left in the boat?
Pete fell off, who was left sitting on the fence?
Pete and Repeat ere sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Pete fell in, so who was left?
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