Peter Barker
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
He uses his spider census.
But I just call him Web MD.
Mary Jane
He originally had dreams of being a web designer
She cut off ties to spite her man.
The web...
With great power comes great response ability
Or you could say the peter parker, spied a man.
Peter Parker.
Peter Parker: Sorry i was late, i was doing stuff. MJ: Im stuff Peter Parker: omg MJ NOOO! Tony Stark: laughing Pete, your girlfriend is awesomesauce Dad: hi stuff, im dad
In a super bowl
^^^^^^yaaaaay...
The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.
That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.
Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"
Peter Parker: "I do some web design"
Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.
Peter Parker.
Peter Parker.
Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.
