A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...
Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.
Butt hay, it's in my jeans.
Everyone keeps asking me that why am I such a pessimist all the time
I keep telling them that it's in my blood, be negative.
What do you call it when everyone runs to buy gas?
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
I hope everyone's having a...
Why did everyone always want to hang out with the mushroom?
Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)
Welcoming our new company president, everyone danced the Bossa Nova.
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
My dad was ready to roll in on the jokes when coming to pick me up after school in his "DIY self-driving" car. Everyone knows though...
Everyone knows that Switzerland's flag is a big plus.
But damn.
Japan's flag is spot on.
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
Why does everyone blame San Andreas?
Everyone expected him to go postal from the way he was raised, on a high fiber diet...
He had a roughage childhood.
not everyone can appreciate its simplicity
To everyone freezing their asses off in Texas
Go stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.
Everyone loves a good gaming pun
I was commenting on how everyone at my cousin's science academy commencement looked like cylinders.
Since they're all... graduated.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..
All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!
Why was Stitch obsessed with stealing everyone’s left shoe?
Because Jumba believed everyone should start the day off on the right foot
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
What’s long, surprisingly bigger then expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from
Just so everyone is clear
I'm gonna put on my glasses
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Not everyone is able to fly...
Sick of everyone’s swiney comments about my ring
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
When I came to the cruise party with an eyepatch on and a cutlass only to see everyone in suits and ties,
I realized I was dressed inappropirately
Everyone hates the taste of Fungus when they have it for the first time.
But believe me, it grows on you.
In Iran, everyone is so very affaid of spiders..
.. but in Iraq no phobia.
A man with a broken arm made a joke. Everyone started laughing. He was...
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
Everyone knows where the Big Apple is...
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
Did everyone have a Good Friday?
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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