A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said, βUno, dos....β Then disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I hope everyone's having a...
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
not everyone can appreciate its simplicity
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Everyone loves a good gaming pun
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︎ Mar 08 2021
To everyone freezing their asses off in Texas
Go stand in the corner, itβs 90 degrees.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I canβt sit down and I have to listen to everyoneβs wise cracks..
All in all itβs been a real pain in the ass!
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Not everyone is able to fly...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Just so everyone is clear
I'm gonna put on my glasses
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Sick of everyoneβs swiney comments about my ring
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
When I came to the cruise party with an eyepatch on and a cutlass only to see everyone in suits and ties,
I realized I was dressed inappropirately
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Everyone hates the taste of Fungus when they have it for the first time.
But believe me, it grows on you.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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︎ Dec 07 2020
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I donβt know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Everyone going to the parade today?
After all, it is March 4th.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
A man with a broken arm made a joke. Everyone started laughing. He was...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
In Iran, everyone is so very affaid of spiders..
.. but in Iraq no phobia.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Everyone knows where the Big Apple is...
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are
Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch
... And George Harrison.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I think everyone should get married at some point in life
Noone deserves to be happy forever
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.
Only been getting 25% off.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?
Because he was Ostrich-sized
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Everyone in the story survived!
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I'm 5'11Β½, but tell everyone I'm 6'0"
On my first day of being an army recruit, we were all lined up and the instructor commanded that those 6 feet and over step forward. Even though I was shy of Β½inch, I stepped forward, along with 15 others.
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After I looked around me, I realized I was noticeably the tallest.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? Theyβre hiring counselors for next year, but itβs not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...
...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Nov 21 2020
For everyone glad to be done with 2020...
... just remember next year is 2022.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Everyone should own a good piece of neckwear
It can really tie an outfit together
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Did everyone have a Good Friday?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
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