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In aachen for now and I'm not very familiar with Karnival because I'm not German, are there any cool events in aachen or any cool clubs I can go to for some drinks and dancing with me friend? Thx
I saw some invite waves on a few discords and i got intrested. Tried looking for it couldnt find anything except their own site. Im asking out of curiosity are they any good? Are they a hvh cheat or a legit cheat? If i get a invite is it worth registering?
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His Dad finally grounded him
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
If they groan, I say, βI think I took this joke too far.β
To get to the other slide.
Well, after a lot of trial and error, he finally came to his Senseis.
βNo son, I got them ALL cut!β
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
DAD: "Poof, youβre a sandwich!β
They were having fun at my ex pence.
Now iβm really scared of arson
I handed him a mirror
I guess it should be are βweβ the assholes, but idk if thatβs an accepted acronym here.
Apologies that the line up is a bit complicated but Iβll try to lay it out as best I can.
My family is going on a group vacation this summer. We are pooling our resources to rent a nice property on the beach for a week. My husband and I are (unfortunately) taking the lead on planning and organization.
It will be me, my husband and our two kids, my brother, his wife, and their 3 kids, plus my parents. (Kidsβ ages range from 3 to 9). In addition, my sister, her husband and their girlfriend are invited.
We initially only invited my sister and her husband, but my sister insisted that their girlfriend (who I think theyβve been dating for 9 months or so) be included as well.
My sister is in a polyamorous relationship and, although my family and I donβt get all of the nuances, we have tried to be understanding. So as a compromise we said that her girlfriend could come, but we asked that everyone please refrain from any PDA in front of the kids. We were planning to just refer to the girlfriend as a friend of the family. My sister was not happy with this suggestion and is now, once again, saying that she will not go on the trip under these circumstances.
At this point, everyone else is exhausted with the subject and all for letting her exclude herself from the trip. Iβm conflicted though. Sheβs my sister and I obviously love her. But I also think my other family members are trying their best in a touchy situation.
Are we wrong?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
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