How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnebuda
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What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?

Ariel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
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Who is the cleverest Disney character?

Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize

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What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?

Wow, this blew Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda

Amanda Lorian

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I wish Disney+ had decided to make Grogu the younger sibling of Yoda.

Then he could be named Broda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoatheNickCage
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What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?

Donald, duck!

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I think my brakes were made by Disney...

Because they whistle while they work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatDaddyOffensive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?

Mozzarella, she's italian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
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Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.

They're calling it the Uncut Edition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geodude532
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I own disney

DisKnee, disLeg, disToe, disThigh and disAnkle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What Disney princess loves dad jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legoless0234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Disney hurts
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...

Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.

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In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.

I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season

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My Wife and I were watching Disney+ and it started to lag.

My Wife: Is it frozen? Me: No, it’s Wreck It Ralph.

She’s 19 weeks pregnant, I can feel the dad joke wit rising!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacKlompus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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who is a Disney character and loves puns?

Peter Pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unarmeds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why did Disney make frozen 2?

Because they couldn't let it go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muddubooboo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie β€œup”

It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, β€œJust take your Up, vote and go.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silent--Soliloquy
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Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.

They just suspended animation.

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What do you call a fish that’s now a Disney Princess?

Salmonella

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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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Disney’s pin-Nokia-oh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeviousOstrich
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.

Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it? Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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Disney is a monster.

It took this kidney but left the kid.

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Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.

It’s title is MaΓ±ana.

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A family drove to Disney Land, but they turned back and drove away

Because they saw the sign, "Disney Land left"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What’s the difference between a scotch man and Walt Disney?

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spottydogsoitis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.

The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.

There's too much sax and violins.

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The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.

That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Disney good?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TibbeOrdelman
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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

https://preview.redd.it/29ypd2qlqfk31.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4e8be04792a703ee2f9368eb282b08e466ff713

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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show β€œJessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmy_cod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPancake13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What do you call a Disney movie starring a DJ?

Beauty and the Beats.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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People are going crazy about Sony and Disney regarding Spiderman

They probably can't come to agreement on Spiderman because they don't want any strings attached.

People going so crazy it breaks the whole web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReferCS
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What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iownTV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What's the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney!

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