My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it? Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
Two men on a bus back from Disney World saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. They debated whether it is pronounced KISSimmee or kissIMMee. Things got heated so they agreed to ask the cashier when they stopped for lunch.
After approaching the cashier, one man asks, βCould you please very slowly and clearly tell us where we are?β
The cashier looks at him and says βBuuurrrgggerr Kiiiinggghh.β
In line for a ride, my elder daughter had been acting up a bit. When the cast member asked me the number in our party, I said "pi". At the curious look, I explained that she was a little irrational today.
Early morning at the hotel getting ready to go the Magic Kingdom, I'm taking my 6 year old to the food court, my wife asks my mom to watch our 2 year old so she can "jump in the shower"
Mom - "I wouldn't jump, there is no mat in there, probably safer to stand." And goes back to drinking her coffee....
I cried a couple tears of joy...
A lady on the plane had a round patch behind her ear. I told my wife
Me - I think that woman has a dramamine patch on.
Wife - I think dramamine patches are square and that one is round
Me - maybe it's an off brand patch.. Maybe it's called a dramanice patch. You know like an equate brand?
She just looked at me and put her ear buds back in.
We saw a parade that had Peter Pan with a float of Big Ben, and it was moving pretty quick for a parade float.
I turn to my girlfriend and say: "looks like that clocks running a little fast."
I'm not a Dad yet, but I feel like I'll be good at it.
A dad exiting the ride says to us "Hey guys, be careful! I think the elevator's broken."
"Mum!!! You're going to get us kicked out of Disney world. "
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world
My daughter was meeting Daisy Duck at Disney world this morning and Daisy was signing her autograph book. I mentioned to the Disney cast member who was taking the photos that I didn't know that Daisy was left handed. The cast member said "Maybe she's ambidextrous" to which I replied "I think you mean ambiDUCKstrous".
Was at Disney World today and went to meet my favorite disney princess. After an hour wait, we get through the line to see her. I pull out my phone to take a picture with her and after a minute of trying to get my camera to work she asks "is it frozen?" I looked up from my phone to see her smirking face. I groaned despite myself.
Safe to say I fell in love today.
I normally telegraph my jokes, but this one was totally natural... Talking to my wife about my sister's upcoming trip to DisneyWorld and how they were going in May...
Wife..."have talked to your sister about crowds because of the opening of Pandora at Animal Kingdom?"
"Yeh, they are going down opening weekend, but skipping Animal Kingdom completely, I bet it's going to be a real zoo there..."
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Obligatory eye roll and groan.
"Holy crap, I didn't even do that on purpose!"
We were at The Contemporary resort in Disney World waiting to be called for our breakfast reservation, when my wife points out this scale model of a Disney cruise ship. We walk up to it and I say "wow, would you look at that! It's a lot smaller than I thought it would be, though..."
My wife rolled her eyes. Our first is due in April.
I went to visit my girlfriend's family for dinner tonight. The grandparents are there, parents, grandkids, everyone!
We're all sitting in the living room talking. I turn around and look at a picture on the wall from when the family was in Disney World. I had mentioned I have never been before and the following conversation happened :
Grandmother: What?! I thought everyone had been! We would of taken more trips but he (points to grandfather) is afraid of flying!
Grandfather: My arms get too tired!
Everyone groans and he and I bust up laughing!
He and I are going to get along great!
We were talking about her parents and younger sister who are in Disney world and she said "They are bringing me something frozen from Disney!" I turned to look at her and said "But won't it thaw out before it gets here?"
