Disney Princess Puns

A list of puns related to "Disney Princess"

What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?

Ariel

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👤︎ u/shercroft
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?

Mozzarella, she's italian

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What Disney princess loves dad jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel!

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👤︎ u/Legoless0234
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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What do you call a fish that’s now a Disney Princess?

Salmonella

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👤︎ u/pranavkm96
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.

It’s title is Mañana.

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👤︎ u/demaionewton
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.

The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

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👤︎ u/sfajason
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Who is a farmer’s favorite Disney princess?

Moo Lawn.

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👤︎ u/BravoC10
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Which disney princess is the pun god

RA-PUN-ZEL undoubtedly..

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👤︎ u/DexterDave97
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call a Disney princess that repeats word play jokes

RE PUN ZEL

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Who's the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel

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👤︎ u/Jacob_wallace
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Letitia Wright who plays Shuri in Plack Panther found out that Thomas Sanders called her a Disney Princess.

She was marveled.

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👤︎ u/Alert_Coffee
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Belle is the kinkiest Disney Princess by far

She's into Beastiality

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👤︎ u/Lawlish
📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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I'm surprised Disney hasn't done a princess movie under the sea

Where the main male character is the Prince of whales.

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👤︎ u/someredditorguy
📅︎ Oct 15 2016
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My friend has a weekend dressing up as a disney princess

Today she's being a rather well known blonde from "Frozen", working outside at a festival in the wind and rain. She sent me a picture of herself dressed up and looking a bit miserable, to which I replied:

"You look like you'd rather be somewhere.....ELSA"

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👤︎ u/machschau
📅︎ Jun 06 2015
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How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

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👤︎ u/magnebuda
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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If all Disney princesses were fat, how would they live?

Heavily ever after!! (Not making fun of fat people)

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👤︎ u/Evil_cringe
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Grand-dad jokes

My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay

Me: thats Ariel

Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas

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👤︎ u/CanadianNutButter
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Dadjoked by Ana from Frozen today

Was at Disney World today and went to meet my favorite disney princess. After an hour wait, we get through the line to see her. I pull out my phone to take a picture with her and after a minute of trying to get my camera to work she asks "is it frozen?" I looked up from my phone to see her smirking face. I groaned despite myself.

Safe to say I fell in love today.

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👤︎ u/cooley327
📅︎ Aug 16 2014
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Watching the Little Mermaid

My gf and I occasionally enjoy a cheeky Disney movie.

Tonight I asked 'which Disney Princess do you think gets the best reception? '

Scowl

Me 'Arial'

Nothing but rolled eyes and breathing through the nose chuckles

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👤︎ u/justanotherusername_
📅︎ Feb 24 2014
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Dadjoked my brother for his birthday

My brother turned 16 today, and for a party he invited 5 of his lady friends. One of them have him a set of Disney Princess bandaids. My wife and my brother are both big fans of the movie "Frozen"and my wife had something to say.

Brother: Look at these cool bandages! Wife: But they aren't Frozen bandages. Brother: Well I guess... Me: He can just put them in the freezer.

The entire party just rolled their eyes at me.

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👤︎ u/Yoshi_XD
📅︎ Jul 24 2014
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Disney Dadjoke

I was talking Disney princesses (what else?) with my 3-year-old daughter at bath time, and she told me Pocahontas called her stupid and was no longer her friend.

"Sheesh," I said. "More like Poca-taunt-us, right?"

Crickets.

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👤︎ u/crayish
📅︎ Jun 15 2014
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