I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.
Snow white and thefour dwarfs
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO
What is green and slide through the snow?
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo
I got mugged last night by six of the Seven Dwarfs.
Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....
What’s the difference between a Dwarf and an Elf
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..
They are calling it “Ted Cruise”
What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
I went shopping and saw an attractive woman dressed as Snow White working at one of the stores.
She was the fairest of the mall.
Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
It’s Halloween season, and I saw Snow White working at the shoe store in our local shopping centre.
She is the fairest of the mall.
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Today I drove to work and because of the chaotic traffic I ran my car into another man's. As he got out of the car I saw he was a gentleman of the smaller persuasion, a dwarf. He said "I'm not happy."
I asked "Which one are you then?"
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
I needed a password eight characters long.
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
What is the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
What is the difference between and snow man and a snow woman?
How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
What’s the difference from snowman and a snow woman?
What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
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