Why was Cinderella terrible at football?

Because she kept running away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nCRedditor-21
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw33tcheeks427
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Cinderella

What did Prince Charming realize when the glass shoe fit Cinderella's feet?

That she was his sole-mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
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What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?

Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What happened when Cinderella arrived at the ball?

She gagged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BentoInDaBox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?

The turkey was already dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?

One day my prints will come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party,..

So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnaey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photographs to be developed?

"Someday my prints will come."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fwerkf25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave

Would her name be β€˜Mozzarella’?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crispy_Scoundrel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Why does Cinderella's team never win?

Because she's always late for the ball, and her coach is a pumpkin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndigoEarthchild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?

She has a pumpkin for a coach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_spy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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In Canada Cinderella has a crystal boot

I guess you can say it's a boot a boot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin-_-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?

She ran away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freekrai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why is Cinderella bad at football?

Because she’s always running away from the ball.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She always runs away from the ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizzieJH4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why did Cinderella get cut From the softball team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Her coach was a pumpkin and she was always running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esoper1976
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She gagged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AD-Phunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tbridgf1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Why is Cinderella bad at soccer

She always runs from the ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drpresident1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Why is Cinderella not good at basketball?

Because she always runs away from the ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosseepoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she ran away from the Ball!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawknee_homicide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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