Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?
He sawdust.
What was Pinocchio doing in bed?
Lying.
Was gonna tell a Pinocchio joke
But everyone already nose it
How was Pinocchio made?
His father screwed his mother
I saw Pinocchio do stand-up at a comedy club last night.
Iβm not going to lie, his jokes were a little wooden. Boy...
When Pinocchio poops is it called a dowel movement?
Why does Pinocchio grow his nose every time he sleeps?
Because he's always lying
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchioβs nose grew?
ITβS A LIEEEEE!!
Whatβs Pinocchioβs favorite position?
Lying
Just saw Pinocchio perform at the theatre.
His performance was kind of wooden.
I had to babysit Pinocchio once
You'd think it would be easy since you can tell if he's lying but I never got a rest because he's a little too high strung
(First Reddit post ever btw hello)
Why doesnβt Pinocchioβa nose ever grow past 12 inches?
Then itβd be a foot
Meghan Trainor and Pinocchio are actually pretty similar...
They both have a whole lot of noβs
What did Pinocchio say when he discovered that he could float?
I'm a real buoy!
Pinocchio hated his nose, but he didnβt want to hurt Geppettoβs feelings, so he told him he loved it.
Sure enough, his nose grew on him.
If Pinocchio chops down a tree
Is he committing tree-son?
Pinocchio can have sex with no strings attached
By giving wood
How can Geppetto tell when Pinocchio is lying?
He just nose.
Why doesn't Pinocchio want a girlfriend?
He just wants something with no strings attached.
Just watched the new Pinocchio remake
Unfortunately, the main actor was a little wooden.
Sometimes my dad calls me Pinocchio
I asked why and he said I was made out of wood.
