What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?

Yemeni cricket

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Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?

He sawdust.

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What was Pinocchio doing in bed?

Lying.

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Was gonna tell a Pinocchio joke

But everyone already nose it

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How was Pinocchio made?

His father screwed his mother

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I saw Pinocchio do stand-up at a comedy club last night.

I’m not going to lie, his jokes were a little wooden. Boy...

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When Pinocchio poops is it called a dowel movement?
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Why does Pinocchio grow his nose every time he sleeps?

Because he's always lying

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?

IT’S A LIEEEEE!!

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What’s Pinocchio’s favorite position?

Lying

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Just saw Pinocchio perform at the theatre.

His performance was kind of wooden.

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I had to babysit Pinocchio once

You'd think it would be easy since you can tell if he's lying but I never got a rest because he's a little too high strung

(First Reddit post ever btw hello)

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Why doesn’t Pinocchio’a nose ever grow past 12 inches?

Then it’d be a foot

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What did Pinocchio say when he discovered that he could float?

I'm a real buoy!

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Meghan Trainor and Pinocchio are actually pretty similar...

They both have a whole lot of no’s

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Pinocchio hated his nose, but he didn’t want to hurt Geppetto’s feelings, so he told him he loved it.

Sure enough, his nose grew on him.

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If Pinocchio chops down a tree

Is he committing tree-son?

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Pinocchio can have sex with no strings attached

By giving wood

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How can Geppetto tell when Pinocchio is lying?

He just nose.

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Why doesn't Pinocchio want a girlfriend?

He just wants something with no strings attached.

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Sometimes my dad calls me Pinocchio

I asked why and he said I was made out of wood.

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Just watched the new Pinocchio remake

Unfortunately, the main actor was a little wooden.

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