Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands..
The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!
But that’s just projected figures.
I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...
It was a show of hands...
Puppets are often felt.
I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.
Psst, hey kid. I can sell you a puppet real cheap.
No strings attached!
Anyone want to buy a puppet from me?
Only costs £1. No strings attached.
I am giving away broken puppets for free
No strings attached
Why did the puppet girl said no to going on a date?
She didn’t want to be felt up
Why can't puppets have FWBs?
Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.
My son really wanted that rare puppet but I couldn’t find it anywhere.
I managed to get it but I had to pull a few strings...
What do you call an endowed puppet?
Well strung...
What makes puppets so available?
They're always on hand.
Looking for fun with an old broken puppet
No strings attached
Just dropped this puppet related classic
Dad - "What do you call a puppet who cries?"
Me - inhales to respond but gets cut off-
Dad - "A puppet-tear!"
Who wants to see a performance by shadow puppets?
Let's have a show of hands!
Selling a broken puppet for $1...
no strings attached!
