Let's see a show of hands..
But that’s just projected figures.
It was a show of hands...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🤘
No strings attached!
Only costs £1. No strings attached.
No strings attached
She didn’t want to be felt up
Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.
I managed to get it but I had to pull a few strings...
Well strung...
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
They're always on hand.
No strings attached
Dad - "What do you call a puppet who cries?"
Me - inhales to respond but gets cut off-
Dad - "A puppet-tear!"
Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.
Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.Would they graduate with a Master of Puppets?
(Kudos to my brother for this one.)
His puppeteer.
Yesterday I hung out with a girl I met on tinder for the first time. We went to a cool little art store and were playing with these little miniature hands and feet that go on your fingers like finger puppets. When I went to check out and buy a couple, the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag and I responded “No thanks, I’ll just wear them out.” The cashier started dying as did the girl I was with. Didn’t expect it to do so well but glad it did.
With a knowing nod, I went to his room.
"Son," I said, "I was your age once and know what it's like, just use something else, eh?"
He seemed relieved as I winked and walked out.
I remember making puppets out of socks and having hours of fun talking to them too.
While my dad was taking his socks off after work...... "Hey, what does the sock puppet say?" "I don't know, what?" "Nothing! It's a sock." Continues to laugh at his own joke for five minutes
Let's have a show of hands!
Master of Puppets my ass...
no strings attached!
