Why do puppets cry?...

Because of puppet tears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
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Sock puppets caring for each other.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
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I confronted a mime today.

He did unspeakable things.

Thank you for the awards. You made my day πŸ˜ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
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Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?

Let's see a show of hands..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
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The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!

But that’s just projected figures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
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I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...

It was a show of hands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Puppets are often felt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicmanst90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Broken puppets for sale.

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Psst, hey kid. I can sell you a puppet real cheap.

No strings attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzen-Loki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Anyone want to buy a puppet from me?

Only costs Β£1. No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I am giving away broken puppets for free

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSmoothe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why did the puppet girl said no to going on a date?

She didn’t want to be felt up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YinYangMojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Why can't puppets have FWBs?

Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.

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What do you call an endowed puppet?

Well strung...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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My son really wanted that rare puppet but I couldn’t find it anywhere.

I managed to get it but I had to pull a few strings...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirk_Hinrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What makes puppets so available?

They're always on hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...

...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🀘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Looking for fun with an old broken puppet

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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META
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,

After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomealan11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Just dropped this puppet related classic

Dad - "What do you call a puppet who cries?"

Me - inhales to respond but gets cut off-

Dad - "A puppet-tear!"

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Future wife wears support socks.

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebobmike
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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What does a ventriloquist's dummy use to hear?

His puppeteer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenkeTime
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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If Metallica went to the Jim Henson school of Arts and Media...

Would they graduate with a Master of Puppets?

(Kudos to my brother for this one.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIFman2000
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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My wife said I should have a word with our son, as she can never find any of his socks to wash...

With a knowing nod, I went to his room.

"Son," I said, "I was your age once and know what it's like, just use something else, eh?"

He seemed relieved as I winked and walked out.

I remember making puppets out of socks and having hours of fun talking to them too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Oh Dad

While my dad was taking his socks off after work...... "Hey, what does the sock puppet say?" "I don't know, what?" "Nothing! It's a sock." Continues to laugh at his own joke for five minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liverlivlove
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Who wants to see a performance by shadow puppets?

Let's have a show of hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Broken puppets for sale.

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvergur
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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Selling a broken puppet for $1...

no strings attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steakaholic
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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Metallica has never been on Sesame Street.

Master of Puppets my ass...

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