Contortionist Puns

A list of puns related to "Contortionist"

What do you call a contortionist from the Philippines?

A Manilla folder!

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👤︎ u/TremblinBlender
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a Philippine contortionist?

A Manila folder.

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👤︎ u/jalfredproofrock
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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I have a job I need filling. Trainee contortionist wanted.

Must be flexible

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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My wife left me when I became a contortionist.

I should be sad, but I'm knot.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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Did you hear about the psychic contortionist?

She saw her own end.

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👤︎ u/xanderismello
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do contortionists do when they get home

They unwind

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👤︎ u/adreamandafear
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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I asked a hot contortionist if she'd be free to go out on a date in the next few days

She said she'd love to and she's very flexible

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👤︎ u/Laluchacontinua
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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I once dated a contortionist

She really bent over backwards for me

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👤︎ u/Pyscho-Suave-Harv
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Have you heard about the rubbish contortionist who had no money?

He couldn't make ends meet

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👤︎ u/26Jona26
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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I wish I hade a contortionist friend named Justin so I can carry him around in a suit case...

... just in case

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👤︎ u/Gr8hous3
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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There was a contortionist competition being held

So I entered myself, and won

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👤︎ u/Bin_Better
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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An acrobat and a contortionist are talking

The acrobat says to the contortionist, "Lately my boss has had me jumping through hoops to please customers". "I know how you feel" replies the contortionist. "I have to bend over backwards to get my job done"

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👤︎ u/TannisReborn
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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Did you hear about the poker-playing contortionist?

He folded on a pair of twos.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A Manila folder

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👤︎ u/thabigcountry
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A Manila Folder

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👤︎ u/mdillon1313
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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