The Contortionist Puns

A list of puns related to "The Contortionist"

I saw an interview with an out of work contortionist the other day

He’s struggling to make ends meet

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👤︎ u/Frosty_boblem
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you call a contortionist from the Philippines?

A Manilla folder!

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👤︎ u/TremblinBlender
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you hear about the psychic contortionist?

She saw her own end.

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👤︎ u/xanderismello
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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I asked a hot contortionist if she'd be free to go out on a date in the next few days

She said she'd love to and she's very flexible

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👤︎ u/Laluchacontinua
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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Have you heard about the rubbish contortionist who had no money?

He couldn't make ends meet

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👤︎ u/26Jona26
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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Did you hear about the poker-playing contortionist?

He folded on a pair of twos.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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An acrobat and a contortionist are talking

The acrobat says to the contortionist, "Lately my boss has had me jumping through hoops to please customers". "I know how you feel" replies the contortionist. "I have to bend over backwards to get my job done"

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👤︎ u/TannisReborn
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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