Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
I confronted a mime today.
He did unspeakable things.
Thank you for the awards. You made my day 😃
My son left home to become a mime
We haven't heard from him since
I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
I was attacked by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things!
"Son, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."
"Was it something I said?"
"YES!!"
A mime is the perfect partner in crime
My wife was kidnapped by a mime
He did unspeakable things to her
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.
Mimes kidnapped me recently
They committed unspeakable crimes.
When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
I was caught by a gang of mimes.
They performed unspeakable acts on me...
Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists
Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
I proposed to a mime today,
"Will you mirror me?"
She was speechless.
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...
But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!
For years, kids have been sent to a mime school...
Never to be heard from again.
I showed a mime a magic trick.
My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...
Mime joke not funny
Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
Our neighbor was attacked by mimes yesterday
They did unspeakable things
I was attacked by a mime
He did unspeakable things to me.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...
He still has the right to remain silent...
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.
He still has the right to remain silent.
I confronted a mime today.
He did unspeakable things.
"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."
"Is it something I said?"
"Yes."
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...
They did unspeakable things to her
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
I got abducted by a mime...
...He did unspeakable things to me...
A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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