Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.

I haven’t heard from him since.

πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
🚨︎ report
I confronted a mime today.

He did unspeakable things.

Thank you for the awards. You made my day πŸ˜ƒ

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
🚨︎ report
My son left home to become a mime

We haven't heard from him since

πŸ‘︎ 177
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
🚨︎ report
I was kidnaped by mimes once.

They did unspeakable things too me!

πŸ‘︎ 103
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
🚨︎ report
I was attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things!

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
🚨︎ report
"Son, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Was it something I said?"

"YES!!"

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
🚨︎ report
A mime is the perfect partner in crime

They'll never say a word

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lilbob628
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
🚨︎ report
My wife was kidnapped by a mime

He did unspeakable things to her

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime

Ya don’t say.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school

Never to be heard from again.

πŸ‘︎ 50
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SwansonsJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
🚨︎ report
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...

I'm speechless.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
🚨︎ report
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 97
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
🚨︎ report
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.

He kept that quiet.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Mimes kidnapped me recently

They committed unspeakable crimes.

When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
🚨︎ report
What makes a serial killer mime happy?

Mute-elation

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
🚨︎ report
I was caught by a gang of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me...

πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
🚨︎ report
Mime
πŸ‘︎ 90
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanWright0417
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists

Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
🚨︎ report
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.

I never heard them coming

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm speechless
πŸ‘︎ 60
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
🚨︎ report
I proposed to a mime today,

"Will you mirror me?"

She was speechless.

πŸ‘︎ 41
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

πŸ‘︎ 202
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...

But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
🚨︎ report
For years, kids have been sent to a mime school...

Never to be heard from again.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I showed a mime a magic trick.

He was speechless

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fartfacepooper
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
🚨︎ report
My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...

He remains stationary.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Mime joke not funny

Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliminatues
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Which PokΓ©mon has Covid?

Pik-achoo

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
🚨︎ report
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.

I haven’t heard from him since.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
🚨︎ report
I was kidnapped by mimes once

They did unspeakable things to me

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/IS3OO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Our neighbor was attacked by mimes yesterday

They did unspeakable things

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cash-boi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
🚨︎ report
I was attacked by a mime

He did unspeakable things to me.

πŸ‘︎ 71
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
🚨︎ report
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 57
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
🚨︎ report
I kidnapped a mime once

He was speechless

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/privilegedpickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
🚨︎ report
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 143
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
🚨︎ report
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
🚨︎ report
In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...

He still has the right to remain silent...

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephBarnacle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
🚨︎ report
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
🚨︎ report
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
🚨︎ report
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...

unspeakable.

πŸ‘︎ 102
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
🚨︎ report
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 90
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
🚨︎ report
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
🚨︎ report
I confronted a mime today.

He did unspeakable things.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
🚨︎ report
"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."

"Is it something I said?"

"Yes."

πŸ‘︎ 83
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...

They did unspeakable things to her

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

πŸ‘︎ 728
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
🚨︎ report
I got abducted by a mime...

...He did unspeakable things to me...

πŸ‘︎ 100
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TunedInDropD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
🚨︎ report
A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

πŸ‘︎ 168
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.