Trapeze Puns

A list of puns related to "Trapeze"

What do you call a superhero that is also a trapeze artist?

AcroBatman.

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👤︎ u/Saosin713
📅︎ May 17 2021
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Want to know why I'm not a trapeze artist anymore?

They let me go.

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👤︎ u/Curiosity-Killed-The
📅︎ May 15 2021
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Why couldn't the trapeze artist complete a full somersaulting transfer in mid-air?

Because he didn't give a flying flip.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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A trapeze artist was performing without a net...

'cuz Annette had called in sick that day.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Did you hear about the trapeze artist?

Caught his wife and another guy in the act

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👤︎ u/VERO2020
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Trapeze artists who plan to remove their safety net...

have intense intents in tents.

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👤︎ u/Bentup85
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.

I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.

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👤︎ u/beanimus0829
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I met my wife on the net

We were both bad trapeze artists

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?

Do human cannonballs get fired?

Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?

Do prostitutes get laid off?

Do trapeze artists get let go?

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 28 2020
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I used to be a trapeze artist

But I was let go...

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👤︎ u/patmcheese
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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