After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.

It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Everyone has been asking me about my plan to continue my career as a juggler when the quarantine ends, but I’m not sure yet...

everything is still up in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I once tried to be a professional juggler

I had to quit, there was just too much up in the air at the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g3ars1997
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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If a mob of clowns ever try to rob you then remember to go for their jugglers first
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PilotDave3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Did you ever hear about the sick juggler?

He just couldn’t stop throwing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomsonc014
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I once met a professional juggler.

I asked him how he liked his job. He said, "Well on the one hand I'm constantly tossing and catching balls, but on the other hand, I'm also constantly tossing and catching balls."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuLongDong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Juggler

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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My father was a juggler who messed up on opening night of the circus

He ruined months of in-tents training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I was caught by a gang of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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13 of my BEST Jokes

I used to be addicted to soap but ... I am clean now.

I am addicted to brake fluid but ... I can stop anytime.

If you are attacked by a group of clowns ... go for the juggler.

I just moved and IMMEDIATELY after we move in he starts banging on my door every night yelling at me ... coincidentally I just happen to be playing my drums those nights so I could easily tune him out.

I was just diagnosed with colorblindness ... It came right out of the purple.

I failed math so many times at school ... I can’t even count.

Once i threw a boomerang, it never came back, ... Now I live in CONSTANT fear

When life gives you melons ... you might be dyslexic.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline ... She hit the ceiling!

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count ... and those who can't

They say three out of five people suffer from diarrhea ... so ... does that mean two out of five enjoy it?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toydles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What's the best way to kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharmingTuber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Juggling seems fun

But I just don’t have the balls to do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeOsaru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What should you do if you're attacked by a posse of clowns?

Make sure you go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dubbabear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I was attacked by a pose of clowns a

I went for the juggler.

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I'm a street performer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. I tell punny jokes there, thought you'd enjoy them.

The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.

I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.

I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.

Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.

Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.

Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.

I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.

The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.

The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.

The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.

The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.

The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.

The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.

Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.

The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.

Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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Have you heard about the sick juggler?

He couldn’t stop throwing up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorielross
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Did you hear about the sick juggler?

He couldn't stop throwing up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cupid_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you call a man with one ball?

A bad juggler...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?

I heard they went straight to the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagerjj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If you ever get jumped by a gang of clowns...

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samtheninjapirate
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do stop a mob of attacking clowns?

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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If you’re attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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If you are attacking clowns

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catmemes789
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What should you do if you are attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grown_Man_Poops
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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If attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkone2087
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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How do you kill a circus?

You go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSquigglesHD123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?

You go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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If you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns

Be sure to go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RendolfGirafMstr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Helpful advice if you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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If you're ever attacked by a gaggle of clowns....

go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcab00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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If you are going to attack a group of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freedrugzplz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My dad always used to tell me if you are gonna kill a clown

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisb1207
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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How do you take down a pack of clowns?

You go for the Juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderCr33p
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...

Just go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamman1358
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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How do you kill a circus?

Go straight for the juggler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunit5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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You're attacked by a gang of clowns, what do you do?

You go for the juggler.

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