A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
I was gonna make a joke about knives
But I didn’t think it would cut it.
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
Why do Chinese people not need to eat using knives?
Because they use chop sticks
I can’t win arguments against sharp knives
They’ve always got the best points
Why do people love knives ?
They’re cutting edge technology
I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.
I made several good points.
I sell newly produced knives.
I am a dealer in cutting-edge technology
This guy seems to be a fan of knives
A bowl of knives is a caesar salad
My dad tells humorous jokes while sharpening the knives...
My mobster friend prefer using knives over guns
My skills at sharpening my knives are atrophying...
I really need to hone them.
I don’t get the point of using dull knives
Knives can also be called Chop-sticks
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp
Why are the new knives so expensive?
Because they're fitted with cutting edge technology
Honestly, I hate dull knives.
I don’t see their point, and they just don’t cut it.
People don’t really appreciate knives...
I think that’s for its time it was cutting edge technology
Most of people who have lots of knives seem dangerous, but actually they're really knife people
My dad brought home a set of knives today
I greeted him with "knife to meet you, looking sharp today!"
He told me that the joke didn't cut it ☹️
Why don't mathematicians need knives to eat prime rib?
Some coworkers were talking about some trouble they were having with knives
They said it was a nightmare
I said "wouldn't that be more of a... knifemare?"
I'm always fascinated by how high-tech knives are
They are all cutting edge
Serrated kitchen knives are truly cutting edge.
I was auditioning for this new movie about knives.
I understand knives and spears, but staffs seem pointless.
Knives
I asked my dad where the whetstone was. He asked to see what I wanted sharpened. I handed him my knife, he looks at it and tells me, "you don't want this knife. A dull knife is pointless!"
Scissors and Knives.
I Sheariously don't understand scissor puns, but I get the point of knife puns.
My dad just received a really expensive set of kitchen knives as a retirement present. When asked if he liked his gift...
"It's pretty sharp!" was his reply.
I said, "Knives are very cool, dad"
He replied, "Yeah, they're always looking sharp"
I groaned.
Came home and saw a pile of old battered knives on the kitchen counter.......
Me: Dad what's with all the old knives?
Dad: I'm starting an old knife shop....
I never even got the real answer from him he wouldn't stop laughing
"Do we have any plastic knives?"
"Yes, we do. Unfortunately we left them at Costco."
Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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