A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
Did you hear about the son who tried to stab his mother while she slept? Fortunately he missed her with every blow, the knife plunging over and over into the bed.
The police ended up charging him with attempted mattress-cide.
My wife showed me how sheβd stab me if I ever cheated on her.
The knife didnβt go all the way in, but I got the point.
What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?
A Cerebral Killer.
Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
Whatβs green and mean and stabs you when you hug It
Cactus
What should you do if you accidentally stab a cow?
Remove the stake.
Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.
But the whole damn process is painstaking.
Afterall it was all about STAb-ility.
Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
What is it to stab a tomato?
TO-MURDER
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times
I asked a friend if he thought he could kill me. He said, "I don't know, I guess I could take a stab at it"
Why did the Vampire Hunter stab the Vampire in the Shoulder
He made a Miss stake.
How did the Roman senators pick who will stab the emperor first?
Rock paper Caesar
