Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fliskiedatboi28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?

They played rock paper Caesar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...

... which is a pain staking process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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How did the Roman senators pick who will stab the emperor first?

Rock paper Caesar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug It

Cactus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What should you do if you accidentally stab a cow?

Remove the stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimeMvr
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.

But the whole damn process is painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrebrand18
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Afterall it was all about STAb-ility.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchiamgroot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Take a stab
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XGN_Carter1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?

A be-tree-yal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vue_Useless
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanyew3sttt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What is it to stab a tomato?

TO-MURDER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wroberts316
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enzene
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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I asked a friend if he thought he could kill me. He said, "I don't know, I guess I could take a stab at it"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Why did the prisoner try to stab the other prisoner?

He wanted to be more shivalrous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Why did the Vampire Hunter stab the Vampire in the Shoulder

He made a Miss stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phatgoat24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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