A list of puns related to "Injure"
By doing the splits.
She was playing the harmonica
A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.
Just wok it off.
It'll feel better when it stops hurting.
They were caws for concern.
To the I.C.U.
I don't know what happened to him all I know is that he got comPENsation.
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
I've named him Alen.
Luke warmed up.
‘Get whale soon’ cards.
I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur
He becomes Bruise Lee.
Now they're left leaning
To the ICU
I didn't mean to harm Monica.
I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.
My kid came up to me and says “oh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.
I looked at my kid and said “I don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”
Cat litter's more common.
You end up in the ICU.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
It was way too sharp for me to handle.
To the Ho-Ho-Hospital
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
Bruised Knee.
Do you need First Aid?
is just staggering.
In an am-boo-lance
Bruised Wayne
UK?
He was a spirit defeeted
Can you believe they let the other guy bring a bloody chicken!
They're pair of medics
(Paramedics)
To the I.C.U
To the I-C-U!
To the I...C...U!!!
The ICU
The ICU
The I.C.U.
To the ICU.
To the I-C-U.
Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.
You give it gatorade.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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