What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
My friend wanted to hit the treadmill despite recovering from an injury.
I told him “tread lightly”.
If you get hurt before you are 18, it’s just a minor injury.
I went to see a physiotherapist recently for a spinal injury.
He was so encouraging, he assured me that he has my back.
Where do you go for a peek-a-boo injury?
Hey my first joke here is about Patella injuries
Mussel injuries are the worst.
I went to the seafood disco last week but I came back early because....
I pulled a muscle.
I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.
What kind of injuries do bees get?
There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
Why are foot injuries so serious?
... because they take so long to heel.
Glute injuries can be a pain in the ass
Due to a spinal injury at work, my Dad had to get a neck brace.
At least now he always looks forward to see me.
What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?
I’m only adding insult to injury by saying this...
I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
My friend barely escaped injury after falling thru a plate glass window...
My Math Professor takes days off from work by faking minor injuries.
I shouldn’t have taken a class with Dr. Fibin Ouchie.
What do you drink for a fake injury?
Doctor: You have a hip injury.
Me: I knew I was always trendy.
I am recovering from a knee injury and wife asked how my morning excercise routine went.
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What happened when wonder bread suffered a head injury?
I bought a microphone so I can talk about different types of injuries.
What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???
Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.
What do you call a mathematician that fakes injuries?
What do you call a ghost's injury?
Breaking news: guy at the salt mine rushed to hospital for knee injury
Foot Injury
Think I got plantar fascitis while playing basketball, so I had to call up the orthopaedic doctor to set up an appointment.
Nurse: "You can just go to our Walk-In Clinic if you want to be seen today."
Me: "Walk-In Clinic? Isn't it more of a Hobble-In Clinic?"
Nurse: "..."
I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding
I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.
A head injury can really open your mind.
Head injuries in pillow fights can cause...
My friend dad joked my injury
Bad knee, commented on how I don't want to stay over a different friend's house in case anything happens.
Me: I'm not sure I should because of the nasty on my knee, god forbid something happens to it ya know
Her: Don't want akneething to happen to it.
I’m just adding insult to injury by saying this but...
A concussion is an injury that is all in your head
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