Personal Injury Puns

A list of puns related to "Personal Injury"

What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?

Champagne!

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👤︎ u/Boofaka
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???

Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.

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👤︎ u/atomproject
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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