What happened when the dog went to the Flea circus?
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Took my kids to the circus.
They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.
We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people...but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, “Don’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
How do you kill a circus?
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
What's the best way to kill a circus?
What's the best way to stop a circus?
Go for the juggular.
^(sorry I didn't know how I should spell the last word.)
What's a circus performers favorite muscle?
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
A local circus caught fire today
I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.
I left my three-ring binder at home.
When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop
There was a huge fire at the circus last night!
It was in tents!
Source: facebook Dad Jokes
At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.
I think someone put him up to it though....
Yesterday at the circus I saw two fire breathers arguing.
I guess they were having a heated discussion.
I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.
How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
Why are squirrels not circus animals?
They don’t like to work for peanuts.
What is the hardest part about joining the circus?
They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.
My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent circumcising elephants for the circus?
The pay wasn’t much but the tips were enormous
Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
Why are circus fires hard to put out?
My friend is an unemployed circus clown. I nicknamed him Pennywise . . .
His career is in the gutter.
What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is filled with cunning stunts
What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?
I woke up and thought I was at the circus.
There was the big tent, in front of me.
Did you hear about the dramatic circus clown?
His act was always in tents.
What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker.
I used to look up to him.
Have you heard of the new drunk circus performers?
They're called the Yuengling Brothers.
Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
He needed a balanced meal
The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.
It went right for the juggler.
The first job I ever had was in the circus as a human cannonball
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.
You guys hear about the orgy at the circus?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
How do you kill a circus?
Did you here about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the fire in the circus?
It was in-tents (intense)
How do you kill a circus?
Go straight for the juggler!
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