I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.

It's a play on words.

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👤︎ u/Xero19
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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How do you save an otter's life?

You clamp the otter-y.

Said this in the ER, got groans from a troop of nurses.

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👤︎ u/edragon20
📅︎ Dec 12 2017
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My dad was on a roll at the Christmas parade last night
  1. Troupe of mimes starts a performance, turns to me: "Quiet! I wanna hear this!"
  2. Drum line guys walking around afterwards: "Why don't you take your drum and beat it!"
  3. Local art store named O'Dunn's: "Have you finished the painting yet? Are you o' dunn?"

All I could do was laugh and roll my eyes

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👤︎ u/SBDD
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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