Why does the dancer eat Chinese food?
Because he likes to get Lo Mein
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Why do computers make the best dancers?
Because they have the algorithm.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
How many dancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why did the tap dancer quit her job?
She kept falling into the sink!
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Who is the scariest dancer?
The Boogie Man
(From my 8 yr old)
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Whatkind of whine is the best dancer?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers
There was nobody in there.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, theyβve been stripped of their source of income.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What does dancer say when they have to use the bathroom?
I have to go and-a-one, and-a-two.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
βDonβt worry, he just got disco-nnected.β
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︎ Oct 31 2020
How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why did the belly dancer quit her job?
Because she hated waisting time
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︎ Apr 23 2020
With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...
...but only one strip at a time.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Some say Iβm a really good dancer
I tell them: itβs in my sole
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Which playing cards are the best dancers?
The king and queen of clubs
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︎ Apr 15 2020
A limbo dancer walks into a bar
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?
To keep them on their toes.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
How do flamenco dancers take their coffee?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Why does Santa only buy coffee from Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Comit and Donner and Blitzen?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).
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︎ Dec 02 2019
My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?
With the grooves in their sole!
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?
For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Why do cows make such good dancers?
They've got the best mooves.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
How does a flamenco dancer catch lots of fish.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I bet theyβre better dancers too π a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Which ghost is the best dancer?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What disease do exotic dancers get?
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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︎ May 16 2018
What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?
The way heβd cast a net.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.
Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I'm going to start a line of footwear to market to exotic dancers.
They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.
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︎ Jul 02 2018
I was a tap dancer
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
They are Santa's star bucks
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What playing cards are the best dancers?
The king and queen of clubs.
π︎ 9
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Which ghost is the best dancer?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Which cards are the best dancers?
The King and Queen of Clubs
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Limbo dancer walks into a bar
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︎ Apr 15 2018
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