The Dancers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dancers"

The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What does dancer say when they have to use the bathroom?

I have to go and-a-one, and-a-two.

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👤︎ u/Hola0722
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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👤︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why did the belly dancer quit her job?

Because she hated waisting time

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👤︎ u/ADTO97
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs

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👤︎ u/extremeavYT
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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👤︎ u/Pritchyy
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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👤︎ u/spontaneous_spatula
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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👤︎ u/brayradberry
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man!

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👤︎ u/YetiFromJersey
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too 😂 a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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👤︎ u/ShayButter420
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?

The way he’d cast a net.

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👤︎ u/bvlshewic
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ May 16 2018
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call the cheerleaders and dancers of the Chicago Bulls in the 1980s? imgur.com/u8fqr9d
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👤︎ u/Diligencet
📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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My daughter the dancer

My daughter is a few months old and is very active with her legs. She kicks a lot so if I hold her a bit off the ground it looks like she's dancing.

On a visit to my parents, I went to show them this while I was sitting on the couch. I held her up and told her to "dance on daddy's belly".

My dad: Oh - she's a belly dancer!

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👤︎ u/Sane123
📅︎ May 27 2016
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs.

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👤︎ u/TheOmerAngi
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Which cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of Clubs

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👤︎ u/devildocjames
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of clubs.

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👤︎ u/oppy1984
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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