The Dancers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dancers"

Who is the scariest dancer?

The Boogie Man

(From my 8 yr old)

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👤︎ u/Itsame_Daario
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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👤︎ u/Glittering-Try1045
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Whatkind of whine is the best dancer?

Chardonnae-nae

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👤︎ u/subduedhistrionics
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What does dancer say when they have to use the bathroom?

I have to go and-a-one, and-a-two.

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👤︎ u/Hola0722
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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👤︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why did the belly dancer quit her job?

Because she hated waisting time

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👤︎ u/ADTO97
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs

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👤︎ u/extremeavYT
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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👤︎ u/Pritchyy
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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👤︎ u/spontaneous_spatula
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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👤︎ u/brayradberry
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man!

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👤︎ u/YetiFromJersey
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too 😂 a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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👤︎ u/ShayButter420
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?

The way he’d cast a net.

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👤︎ u/bvlshewic
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ May 16 2018
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call the cheerleaders and dancers of the Chicago Bulls in the 1980s? imgur.com/u8fqr9d
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👤︎ u/Diligencet
📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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My daughter the dancer

My daughter is a few months old and is very active with her legs. She kicks a lot so if I hold her a bit off the ground it looks like she's dancing.

On a visit to my parents, I went to show them this while I was sitting on the couch. I held her up and told her to "dance on daddy's belly".

My dad: Oh - she's a belly dancer!

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👤︎ u/Sane123
📅︎ May 27 2016
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What playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs.

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👤︎ u/TheOmerAngi
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Which cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of Clubs

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👤︎ u/devildocjames
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of clubs.

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👤︎ u/oppy1984
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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