The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

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