4 Hilarious Ballet dancer Puns

The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent

📅︎ Nov 26 2020

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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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👤︎ u/Pritchyy

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ May 16 2018

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I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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