A list of puns related to "Juggling"
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
But I don't have the balls for it.
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes” “Oui” “Si” “Ja”
It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:
'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'
But I just don’t have the balls to do it
I have Butterfingers.
Says he has too many balls in the air
in Heinz sight, it was a bad idea.
They called PETA for animal endangerment.
Someone asked me about the future of juggling. I told them, "it's up in the air."
I don't have the balls
The balls on that guy.
His name was Ambidextrose!
My dad was teaching me to juggle tonight. He was facing me and said "this move is called the forward cascade." He proceeded to juggle for a few seconds? He then says, "wanna see the reverse cascade?" He then puts his back towards me and juggles the same way. "get it?"
I guess I have too much time on my hands.
But then things get out of hand
She was mother flipping strong.
I just don’t have the balls do it.
he just didn't have the balls to do it!
He just didn’t have the balls to do it.
I said "Maybe, but I don't have the balls to try it."
A hidden talent
But I'm too afraid things would get out of hand.
Juggling different things at once is in their blood.
He responded with “Juggling saws”. He cut right to the punchline.
I was talking with my family at dinner. I was gonna say that I want to learn to juggle, but then I remembered my dog ate the juggling balls I had gotten a while ago.
"I want to learn how to juggle, but I don't have the balls to do it!"
ba dum tsss
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
edit: formatting
But i didn't have the balls to do it.
But I've never had the balls to do it.
I've just never had the balls to do it
He just didn't have the balls to do it.
And who am I kidding, I just didn't have the balls.
He just didn't have the balls to do it.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
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