A Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went downtown to see a juggling act...

The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Juggling looks fun.

But I don't have the balls for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.

It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Juggling seems fun

But I just don’t have the balls to do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeOsaru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.

I have Butterfingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhjeff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My friend took up juggling and now he never hangs out with us

Says he has too many balls in the air

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I want to get into juggling, but i dont have the balls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfcubware
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My attempt at juggling 3 cans of beans resulted in a messy kitchen,

in Heinz sight, it was a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I was juggling my kids on the farm yesterday when my neighbor saw me.

They called PETA for animal endangerment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Preponderancy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Someone asked me about the future of juggling.

Someone asked me about the future of juggling. I told them, "it's up in the air."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davelupt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I've always wanted to take up juggling but,

I don't have the balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?

The balls on that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Did you hear about that french street performer who was famous for juggling sugar cubes?

His name was Ambidextrose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2015
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My Dad on Juggling

My dad was teaching me to juggle tonight. He was facing me and said "this move is called the forward cascade." He proceeded to juggle for a few seconds? He then says, "wanna see the reverse cascade?" He then puts his back towards me and juggles the same way. "get it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djward
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks.

I guess I have too much time on my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManCrisp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I’ve always wanted to learn how to juggle

But then things get out of hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platformjuan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I had an ex-gf who was so strong she could juggle her mom

She was mother flipping strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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It’s not that I couldn’t juggle;

I just don’t have the balls do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medium2slow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle...

he just didn't have the balls to do it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gugumachu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle,

He just didn’t have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillpickle330
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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An English man, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a man juggle... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuukPN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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My wife asked me if I could juggle

I said "Maybe, but I don't have the balls to try it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhaddaPizzaChit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What do you call a man in camo who can juggle

A hidden talent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcalie6599
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I want to learn how to juggle.

But I'm too afraid things would get out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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I could juggle right now but I haven't got the balls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjjharries
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Clowns are really good at multi-tasking.

Juggling different things at once is in their blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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My son asked me what was very very dangerous

He responded with β€œJuggling saws”. He cut right to the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidCFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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I'm starting young

I was talking with my family at dinner. I was gonna say that I want to learn to juggle, but then I remembered my dog ate the juggling balls I had gotten a while ago.

"I want to learn how to juggle, but I don't have the balls to do it!"

ba dum tsss

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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My grandpa sent me this email. King of dad jokes.
  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

  6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

  14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

  15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

  16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

  17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

  18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

  19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

  21. A backward poet writes inverse.

  22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

  23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattybreit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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I wanted to take up juggling as my hobby.

But i didn't have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praveen_99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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I've always wanted to learn how to juggle.

But I've never had the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fermentus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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All my life I've wanted to learn how to juggle

I've just never had the balls to do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle

He just didn't have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyVan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I was too afraid things would get out of hand.

And who am I kidding, I just didn't have the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle...

He just didn't have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General_Mish_Mash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Juggler

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Hadn't heard this joke before.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"SΓ­"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerdude26
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