Rip Off Puns

A list of puns related to "Rip Off"

Big rip-off
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👤︎ u/lazystudent99999
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
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👤︎ u/geve4now
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Velcro is a rip-off.
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👤︎ u/presh666
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off.
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👤︎ u/gdrhvddfh
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.
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👤︎ u/Sam_K1102
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Rip off!

What some call a discount circumcision 😣

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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What a rip-off!
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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 01 2019
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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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👤︎ u/parth19942
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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Pulltabs are such a rip-off.
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👤︎ u/Scooter_Dooder
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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I used to work in a garden center and they had thyme just for pizza, which I thought was a rip off because any thyme is pizza thyme.
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👤︎ u/spellimg_mistake
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Sometimes it is too easy... Friend: What a ripoff! My fortune cookie is empty. Me: It is not a rip-off, just un-fortune-ate.
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👤︎ u/smonaghan213
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Velcros are such a rip off.

Discuss.

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👤︎ u/txnt
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a rip-off Chinese phone

A telephony

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👤︎ u/TruufadeR
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Weightlifters on Craigslist keep trying to rip me off!

I responded to an ad for "free weights", and when I went to pick them up, this muscly guy answered the door and said they were $300.

Third time it's happened this week.

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👤︎ u/reyomnwahs
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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Velcro—what a rip-off!

Velcro—what a rip-off!

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👤︎ u/valdes2011
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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Ugh... I bought some Velcro shoes today, but they were a total rip-off
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👤︎ u/shurgery
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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I hate those jeans you buy that are pre-torn. They're an absolute rip-off.
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👤︎ u/Todd-Howard-is-Daddy
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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Velcro is a rip off
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👤︎ u/eberg1015
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Velcro is a rip off.
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👤︎ u/MattGSM
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Velcro is such a rip-off.
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👤︎ u/AwesomeW2017
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Velcro is such a rip off
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👤︎ u/lafleur2017
📅︎ May 11 2018
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