Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.
Sometimes it is too easy... Friend: What a ripoff! My fortune cookie is empty. Me: It is not a rip-off, just un-fortune-ate.
I don't trust Velcro.
It's a complete ripoff.
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
It's a total ripoff!
Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?
It was a ripoff.
I bought perforated paper last week.
It was tearable. Such a ripoff.
My dad always tells me never to buy anything with Velcro.
It's a total ripoff
Drills are boring
Fastening things together with metal is riveting.
Me and my GF went to the fair
As we arrived at the fair there was a directional sign that said
Fair Parking $20 ->
To which I exclaimed "They call that fair parking!? That's a ripoff!"
I went to Wal-Mart to buy some velcro..
..it was a ripoff
Just a reminder, don't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total ripoff!
Never buy perforated paper
It's a tearable ripoff
