Punstoppable

Knockoff Puns

A list of puns related to "Knockoff"

They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

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I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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👤︎ u/NukeyHov
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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We got my daughter knockoff AirPods for Christmas

We call them her faux pods

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👤︎ u/Eclectic211
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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I boght some knockoff velcro

what a rip-off

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👤︎ u/onerawegg
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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My friend said, "That's a knockoff!" to a toy that wasn't.

And that pushed me to the edge.

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👤︎ u/aceofdarts68
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call a knockoff cellular device?

A phone-y

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👤︎ u/Carter16891
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be

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👤︎ u/bishslap
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I couldn't find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.

They only had the Off brand.

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👤︎ u/EnchantedLuna
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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A simple question taken in a different direction

Me: What's up? Dad: Up is an animated film about an old man, a boyscout knockoff, and a talking dog that try and save a rainbow bird named Kevin.

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👤︎ u/hugthebed2
📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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