I wanted to write a parody of β€œBehind Blue Eyes” but my friend told me I should watch out for copyright laws

I said, β€œWho’s gonna sue me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el-toro-loco
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How do you know if a blondie has infringed copyrights?

She didnt copy the left side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
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My dad cares a lot about creative copyright, apparently

During a Skype chat, where my sister's profile photo was a beautiful landscape with flowers.

Dad: Did you find that photo somewhere online or did you take it?

Sister: I took it!

Dad: What! Who did you take it from? You know that's stealing, right?

Groans all around.

(bonus mediocre joke: my sister was mentioning how she writes to her friend who lives in Germany, but her friend never checks her email. "Of course she doesn't, she's German, not Czech," quoth Dad.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorianfinch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge

Is that copyright infridgement?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What type of rights should clones have?

Copyright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_13710
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Do you know what they call the security guards at Samsung?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.

I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Massive fight at the curry house!

One man was left in a korma ....

Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We are writing to you because you have violated copyright…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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I need a pun related to the NES

My girlfriend is making a shirt with a chibi NES controller on it. We are at a loss for puns related to the NES. Any help please?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomhobo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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I never tell jokes that I didn't make up myself

That'd make me a copyright?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Availe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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knock knock jokes and Nabokov's "Lolita"

This is an homage to my buddy Allen who is a master at puns in general and of puns of the antanaclasis variety in particular.

Allen likes to write fan fiction for Vladimir Nabokov's novel "Lolita". In Allen's version, the young girl tries to seduce an older man with hacky knock knock jokes. One example: "Hey big boy, I want to whisper something in your ear... Did you know Knock-Knock Jokes may result in swollen knuckles?"

The copyright holders have requested he take the jokes out. They said to knock off knock-off knuckle knock-knocks in Nabokov knock-offs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeSaintClair
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Working as software dev

Probably been said already but...

Random person: So what do you do?

Me: I'm a software dev

Random person: So how do you like it?

Me: There's... bits I like and bits I don't like.

Many a groan have been had. No copyright... use as you wish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugh_jascaulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Girlfriend rests after studying, inner dad makes an appearance

Girlfriend: I just finished reading a really thick chapter of copyright law. Let me take a break It was really heavy.

Me: Do you need a lighter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeemchan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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There's a town in MN named Motley...

Which means that for an hour in the car on the way to a Montana ski trip my dad and I went back-and-forth talking about it. (Source: I'm also a dad)

They have a factory that makes church benches. The famous Motley Pew.

They have their own brand of beer: The Motley Brew.

Stop by the diner for some Motley Stew.

Worst smokeless tobacco product ever: Motley Chew.

There's only one non-Christian in the whole town: The Motley Jew.

The town copyrighted their official town color: Motley Blue.

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