Ripoff Puns

A list of puns related to "Ripoff"

Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Sometimes it is too easy... Friend: What a ripoff! My fortune cookie is empty. Me: It is not a rip-off, just un-fortune-ate.
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👤︎ u/smonaghan213
📅︎ May 24 2019
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I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.

It's a total ripoff!

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👤︎ u/YaBoiSav
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

It was a ripoff.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I really dislike velcro

Its such a ripoff

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👤︎ u/shamudawhale51
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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I bought perforated paper last week.

It was tearable. Such a ripoff.

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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My dad always tells me never to buy anything with Velcro.

It's a total ripoff

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👤︎ u/vexinglyradiant
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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The van at my local art museum...
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👤︎ u/Kmb1995
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Drills are boring

Fastening things together with metal is riveting.

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👤︎ u/ArcticTern4theWorse
📅︎ May 21 2016
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My water costed 2.00$

Water ripoff

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👤︎ u/eeeee48
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Me and my GF went to the fair

As we arrived at the fair there was a directional sign that said

Fair Parking $20 ->

To which I exclaimed "They call that fair parking!? That's a ripoff!"

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👤︎ u/tsmith944
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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This Expensive Bandaid

... Is a bloody ripoff.

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👤︎ u/Yesirote
📅︎ Mar 14 2017
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I went to Wal-Mart to buy some velcro..

..it was a ripoff

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👤︎ u/jackl7
📅︎ Feb 25 2013
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Just a reminder, don't buy anything with Velcro

It's a total ripoff!

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👤︎ u/masterjon_3
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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You should never buy Velcro

It’s a total ripoff

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👤︎ u/DrDrumline
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Never buy perforated paper

It's a tearable ripoff

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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Velcro.

What a ripoff.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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