The other day my colonel asked me why I refuse to use artillery in battle

So I told him 'it's a total overkill'

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📅︎ May 09 2019
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Making Dinner

My wife is making lasagne and was about to put it into the oven.

Her (to my son): "Say goodbye to the lasagne overkill_jnr!"

Me: "Say Pasta la Vista"

This got a hi 5 from my boy and a dirty look from the missus.

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📅︎ May 25 2015
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