Saying Tom Brady is the greatest football player in history isn’t just a hyperbole...

It’s a superbole.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
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My wife's maiden name was "Hyperbole."

She says it came from her great, great, great, great, great-grandfather.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PotBuzz
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I can't stand hyperbole.

It's the absolute worst.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OptimalSloth
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My favorite thing ever in the history of the world is hyperbole.

Actually, it might be second-guessing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesomejt8
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I’m glad that casual hyperboles are on their way out.

It only took a million years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jkeel_v2
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They said it would be a the best Superbowl ever!!

It was hyperbole

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...

but I think he was just being hyperbolic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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My buddy asked if he could crash on my couch tonight...

I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Today my wife told me she "can't even"

I just looked at her and said "well that's odd."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JordanMichael08
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What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?

Hyperbola.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Jokster
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What is a melodramatic person's favorite sport event?

The Hyperbole

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2017
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We should take all the 'talked-up' NFL teams that didn't make the Superbowl...

...and send them to the Hyperbole.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/avidman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2017
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I think this subreddit deserves more appreciation.

I can say, without hyperbole, that the jokes here determine the difference between a boy and a groan, man.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chironspiracy
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My dad got me today.

Me: [one of my teachers] basically never gives us any homework.

Dad: I doubt that. I think you've had homework from him before.

Me: Hyperbole.

Dad: My name isn't Perbole, it's Dad!

Ugh...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedRag2000
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Nerd-Dad Volley

I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.

Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>

Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.

Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.

Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)

Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.

Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.

Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.

Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.

Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.

My wife: Nerds.

Me: You married me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RFtinkerer
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In his defense, it IS more accurate

My dad is convinced that he coined the term "SQTM" online, meaning "smiling quietly to myself," in lieu of the often-hyperbolized "LOL." And tries to implement it frequently.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lachicareal
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