A list of puns related to "Hyperbole"
Itβs a superbole.
She says it came from her great, great, great, great, great-grandfather.
It's the absolute worst.
Actually, it might be second-guessing.
It only took a million years.
It was hyperbole
but I think he was just being hyperbolic
I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.
I just looked at her and said "well that's odd."
Hyperbola.
The Hyperbole
...and send them to the Hyperbole.
I can say, without hyperbole, that the jokes here determine the difference between a boy and a groan, man.
Me: [one of my teachers] basically never gives us any homework.
Dad: I doubt that. I think you've had homework from him before.
Me: Hyperbole.
Dad: My name isn't Perbole, it's Dad!
Ugh...
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
My dad is convinced that he coined the term "SQTM" online, meaning "smiling quietly to myself," in lieu of the often-hyperbolized "LOL." And tries to implement it frequently.
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